Mary Faber

Lori Wilson

Kathryn Pinewood

Miss Lurleen / Texas Lady / Pageant Lady / PA Voice (voice)

Ellen

Natalia

Marla

Macy

Tina (voice)

Maureen

Jen

Understudy Velma / Prudy / Health Ed Teacher

Tina, Criminal Baby Ruby, Fussy's Mom, Jackie, Toy-Chasing Wobbler (voice)

Karaoke Katie (voice)

Morbidia (voice)

Joanne

Mom (voice)

Sadie Gray

Megan

Mom

Mom

Shy

Self (archive footage)