David Alan Grier

Charlie Johnson

Captain Hill

David Alan Grier

Measures

Reverend Avery

Charlie Addison

Memnon (voice)

Sugar Bear

Fred Ostroff

Coburn

Newsman

Terry

Corporal Cobb

Kevin Walker

Carl Johnson (segment "Boys Do Get Bruised")

Don Simmons (segment "Blacks Without Soul") / Don Simmons (segment "Don 'No Soul' Simmons")

Harold

Reuben (voice)

Roger

Stymie

Arthur Greene Jr.

Rev. Leon Lonnie Love

Uncle Henry

Drummond

Det. Bill

Rastus Malone

Jerry Robin Jr.

Vern Dunnegan

Marty

Ensign Charles Parker

Rudd Rhymez (voice)

Professor Byron Walcott

Tubunch (voice)

Virgil Peeples

Rogers

Desk Sergeant

Mr. Butz

Clyde Houston

Ron Leonard

Detective Jenkins

Limo Driver

Laurence Williams

The Cowardly Lion

Carl Gaines

Preacher

Cogsworth

Steve Hadley

Marshall

Joe Carmichael

Roger

Santa Claus

Fred Hampton

Hank

Mr. Robert

Detective Augustus

Bob Bugler

Rip

Colin

Coach

Peter Conklin

Dan Anderson

3D

Rev. Isaac Montgomery Paid

Shelly Bragg

Elliott Morrison

Bongo (voice) / Dudley (voice) / King Maynard (voice)

Jesse

Secret Serviceman

David Bellows

Marty

The Griller

David Alan Grier

Oliver Royce

Jerome Daggett

The Devil

Bernard Thomas

Spike

David Preston

Brother James

Thaddeus (voice)

Fred Hampton

Principal Eyeverson/The Man Upstairs (voice)

Principal Eyeverson (voice)

Sergeant Vernon C. Waters

"Guys and Dolls" Performer

Himself

Self

Self/Carl Bentley

himself

Self - Host

Self - Host

Self

Self

Self