Jason Michas

Teenage Boy

Confederate Guard

Randy

Takua / Toa Takanuva (voice)

Donald

Slugloafe (voice)

Zak (voice)

Sales Clerk (voice)

Johnny Speedometer (voice)

Mark

Moses

Eugene / Gardener Elf (voice)

Leroy Herdman

Bucky O'Hare (voice)

Jessie 'Beanie' Bienstock

Boy

(voice)

Jessie Bienstock - Computer Sciences

Metro, Sea Horse

Sales Clerk